eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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