He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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