worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Enjoy the penises
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
