Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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