wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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