Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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