dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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