Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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