dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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