There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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