i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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