I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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