6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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