it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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