Is it because I queefed?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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