I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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