Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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