ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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