One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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