The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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