we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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