You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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