Can Purell be used as lube?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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