How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
