Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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