How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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