Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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