this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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