HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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