zippers are such a cool invention
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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