Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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