I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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