I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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