The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Naked. naked and bneed help.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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