yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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