i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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