Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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