Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize