butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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