Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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