call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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