remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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