I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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