those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
its liver damage thursday
Help. Why am I so naked?
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