dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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