Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Life is so much better after having sex.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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