Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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