I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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