I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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