I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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