"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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