Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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