taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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